cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...