The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...