Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...