Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...