cross a frog with some mist
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Knock, Knock
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Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
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Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...