24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...