Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...