Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...