A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...