Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...