Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...