Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...