White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...