Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...