A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.