The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...