Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...