Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...