You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...