Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...