Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...