Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...