Purchasing the brain
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Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...