oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...