Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...