Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....