Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...