Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...