Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...