So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...