HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...