Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...