What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...