Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...