Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.