What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
A lecture about English
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A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
womens monthly pain
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Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...