One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...