Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...