Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...