Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...