Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.