What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...