Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.