Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...