I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Ancient History Explained…
Ancient History Explained…A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.