Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....