Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...