Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...