Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....