Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...