Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...