Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...