Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...